Life with Lotus Maria and Lucian Stone

As we rapidly approach Lucian's 4th birthday it's time to document some of the more interesting things that have crossed his lips.

When I asked him to stop tossing sand at the playground Lucian responded,"I'm not throwing it, I'm juggling it."

When he accidentally swatted another girl our sitter told him to be more careful and be sure not to hit.  Lucian said, with swagger, "I didn't hit her.  I gave her a high five on her knee."

We had a friend and her 13 year-old daughter over for dinner.  The daughter is a very beautiful young lady and Lucian took notice.  He stared at her for a while and then said, "I like you".  She smiled awkwardly.  Then he got out of his seat and gave her a hug, which was sweet enough but we told him to sit back down.  He slid into his seat, smiled at the daughter and said,"you are as sweet as honey." Yup my three old is trying to charm a women 10 years older than him.

He lost a toy combine we got him in London and was devastated.  Sobbing he said "let's just go to London and get another combine." "We can't just do that." "Yes" he reasoned "We just get on an airplane.  We already did it, let's just do it again"

Lucian not wanting to go to bed explained, "I'm afraid of ghosts, zombies and spiders."
"What do you know about zombies".  "I know that zombies have blood and muscles.  They throw it at you and they stink."

Driving to school one day, "You know what's funny mama?  Burping and farting is funny!"

That's my boy...